Our Favorite Quotes (and some humor, too)

"The utopian schemes of leveling redistribution of wealth, are as visionary and impracticable as those which vest all property in the Crown. These ideas are arbitrary, despotic, and, in our government, unconstitutional." - Samuel Adams

“To believe in yourself and to follow your dreams, to have goals in life and a drive to succeed, and to surround yourself with the things and the people that make you happy - this is success!” - Sasha Azevedo

"This country has nothing to fear from the crooked man who fails. We put him in jail. It is the crooked man who succeeds who is a threat to this country." - Theodore Roosevelt


Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson

Here's my strategy on the Cold War:  We win, they lose.- Ronald Reagan

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.-Ronald Reagan

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so. - Ronald Reagan

Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the  U.S. was too strong.- Ronald Reagan

I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.  - Ronald Reagan

The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan

'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. - Ronald Reagan

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it - Ronald Reagan

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. - Ronald Reagan

If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.- Ronald Reagan

The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, shall be directly proportional to how they perceive the Veterans of earlier wars to be treated and appreciated by their nation. - George Washington

It is old-fashioned, even reactionary to remind people that free enterprise has done more to reduce poverty than all the government programs dreamed up by democrats. - Ronald Reagan, 1972

My fellow citizens, the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of 'personal discovery'. This world of threats and dangers is not just a community, and it doesn’t just need an organizer. - Sarah Palin